Some Lame Jokes to Share

1. Who spends the most time in the toilet?


2. What gets bigger when it is upside down?


3. What did the wall say to the ceiling?


4. Who always forget where she put her things?


5. What do you NEED to open a door?


6. Why did Dave walk backwards to school?


7. What's the best way to get straight A's?


8. What did the dog get when it graduated?


9. How do bees go to school?


10. Why the witch need help with her homework?


11. Why is the math book unhappy?




THINK 


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If you give up already, scroll down for the answers  :)


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Before that, let me tell u a mini story
I asked my younger bro the 2nd ques, and this was his first reaction : Hmmm I'm thinking about something dirty.




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Kids nowadays. Ish






Answers:


1. The plumber!!


2.The number 6


3. Meet you at the corner


4. Miss Place


5. A closed door


6. Coz its BACK TO SCHOOL day


7. Use a ruler


8. A Pedigree   =D


9. School BuZZZ


10. Coz she had trouble with SPELL-ing


11. Coz it's full of problems






Ok thank you for your time!


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